Like New York, it sometimes seems that my Publisher Lazy Bee Scripts never sleeps. It’s been a busy few weeks, with a whole bunch of scripts that I sent in coming to light online. Normally I wait for the Lazy Bee Scripts Newsletter – The Buzz – to come out, and paste it in this blog, but today I thought I would blow my own trumpet a little.
TLC Creative, of which I have the honour to be one third (and occasionally a quarter, since we have a new collaborator these days) has been on a creative kick after two years of resting on our laurels. Although we haven’t produced a new pantomime (yet!) we have been writing sketches and some one-act plays. Most of the sketches are appearing first, with the two plays coming soon. They’ll probably get their own blog post, especially as one ties in with an e-book I have already published.
So, here’s a list of the sketches available NOW and links to their online location so you can read them INSTANTLY and FOR FREE (and then Tweet about them in ALL CAPS!)
Miranda’s not happy being Miranda, and she wants to go and find herself.
School for Fashion
Learn how to Fashion, now that it’s a verb, with Lapita.
The Uncomfortable Announcer
Don’t let your kids read this one. A store announcer has to say some things she’d really rather rephrase.
The latest in a long line of collections of bad jokes, Two Authors meet and chat about their work.
I sold my Soul to Santa
It’s a shame Billy’s so bad at spelling : His letter to Santa went to the wrong entity…
The Four Yorkshiremen of the Apocalypse
Four very familiar figure contend verbally with tales of who has created the most misery, destruction and death.
Brian isn’t keen about attending the Spa, but it turns out to be completely different to what he was expecting.
Parents Evening at Magic School
I don’t remember writing this one, and it’s funny, so I think it’s David’s. Parents of a kid at Magic school receive an unexpected report on “Meet the Teacher” night.
A Brand New Ancient Tradition
The President of the newly-free country of Sovazni will be arriving soon, and there must be a demonstration of traditional dancing. But no one knows any traditional dances… Time to “Extrapolate from known sources”
We interrupt this Revolution
It’s time for the President’s address to the newly-free people of Sovazni, but the sponsors of the revolution would like to have a quick word….
To see the very latest published scripts, visit the Lazy Bee “What’s New” page